Ask Rocco: Why are Some Men so Macho?
Question: What is with your silly super-macho pose in your picture? Is there some masculine attribute that you lack that you are trying to make up for by being as outrageously masculine as possible? Seriously, you give good, frank answers, and you seem like a cool, smart guy, but gee whiz, give us a break!
– Sydstrada
Answer: Obviously someone woke up this morning feeling a little inadequate themselves. I think you have answered your own question here. The reason for the silly super-macho pose is because I am obviously, you guessed it, super-macho, I just cant help it. It's great genetics. No there is no lack of masculine attributes, its all me 100 percent outrageously masculine. I know its amazing, but true.
Its so hard being this masculine, but I do find ways to cope, like answering stupid friggin questions like this one. Do yourself a favor and realize theres more to life than worrying about a promotional photo printed in a newspaper, on a Web site or online magazine. If you like the information, use it. If you dont like the photo, draw a mustache, some breasts, maybe devils horns on it, and call it a day. Now go back to coloring…and stay within the lines. Your mommy should be by to pick you up shortly.