Bachelor’s Corner

Bachelor’s Corner

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Hi, My name is Terry and I am a devout life-long bachelor. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against marriage, but the idea of life with someone who’s mind works pretty much like the Matrix is a bit too much for my Neanderthal self to deal with. I need help “evolving” so I can understand women better, which is where you come in.

 

As a fan of Cincy Chic, and being a dude, I was thinking how cool it might be to have some of the ladies out there field some questions from confused guys like me about women like you. Maybe help us grasp the inner workings of the female mind if you will. So, what I’ll do is write a “Question of the Week” that men want to know. In the comment section below, throw in your two cents to help us men out.

 

As a primer, I thought I’d share what I’m told are the five toughest questions that women ask men.

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?


Obviously, these are designed for nothing but failure. Ha! The devious workings of the female mind! Trying to lure us innocent lads in, only to then lay the smack down on our extremely stupid, yet honest answers. Ladies, the mind of a man is really, really simple. Think the bottom of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. You know, the physiological stuff: breathing, food, water, sex, sleep, homeostasis and excretion. Nope. No “deep thought needs” to be found. Now, knowing this, I trust you will keep your answers simple and to the point so as to not further perplex us.

 

Without further adieu, here’s this week’s Question of the Week.

 

John from Anderson asks:

 

“Why when you ask a woman if something is wrong, they say “nothing”? When they know damn well there is. Or why do they say something is ‘fine’ when it’s not?”